aNONYMETTE

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oh look cray's in it too

RULES:

- Pick 7 of your OCs in any order. 
- DON'T LOOK AT QUESTIONS BEFOREHAND.
- Please link back to the blank.
- Enjoy. ;D 


PICK YOUR VICTIMS!

1. anon
2. 132
3. shelia
4. skye
5. syren
6. bri
7. cray

1. [1-7] State your names, aliases, et cetera and would you like a donut or milkshake?

anon: uhh i'm anonymous but you can call me anon,,,?
132: i will never get over how fucking lame you are
shelia: //hits 132
shelia: uhh okay well that's 132, anon's twin brother, and i'm shelia, anon's girlfriend [who is copyright WolfScreamsNight]
132: i didn't need you to introduce me
skye: i'm skye, but you should know that because you can like read it on the screen right
syren: what if the reader's blind
syren: like terezi
syren: or 132, if cray rips out his other eye
bri: stop being morbid
bri: he's syren and i'm bri and
cray: i'm crazy dreamer aka crazy or cray, and i'm the author, so fuck you

2. [3] and [7] decide to bungee jump, but [3]'s cord snaps. What does [7] do?

shelia: oh shit
cray: have a nice fall haha sucker
shelia: //takes cray down with her
cray: hey you cna't do that i'm the author!!

3. [4] decides to cook dinner. What do they make?

skye: [attempts to make some sort of edible food but instead burns the house down along with syren, bri, and anon]

4. [2] and [6] are at an arcade playing DDR. Who wins?

neither because they're too rad for that game
instead 132 terrorizes the little kids and bri buys every cheap snack there is

5. [1] feels bored, so they go to a bar and get drunk, when all of a sudden a liopleurodon shows up. What kind of chaos ensues?

anon: godammmnnn i am so drunkkkk wow what the heck is a liopleurodon
liopleurodon: i don't know //sobs
liopleurodon: i have identity issues
liopleurodon: i'm also drunk

[later]

both: [the 
liopleurodon is driving a car off a cliff while anon is flipping off everyone and causing the city's power to go out] 69 bottles of beer on the wall, 69 bottles of beer...

6. [5] decides to get a perm. Where do they go to show off their amazing, gigantic afro?

syren: hey 132
132: holy shit your fur
syren: i know right isn't fabulous
132: uh,,,,,,,, yeah ok

7. [1] does make-up on [7] while they sleep. [7]'s reaction when they wake up and look in a mirror:

cray: //wakes up and looks in mirror
[later]
anon: so, i say, 'you want some of this?' and she says, sHE SAYS RIGHT BACK AT ME,, SHE SAYS-- //shortcircuits
bri: um
cray: //holding script
cray: that was fun to write

8. [4] is hit by cupid's stupid arrows of lurve (temporarily, of course), and falls for [3].  What happens?

skye: //giggling and acting ridiculous
skye: hIIIIIII SHELIA
shelia: ,,,um i have a boyfriend
skye: sOOOOOOO?? NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM,,
anon: hEY NOW,,
shelia: and i think you have a girlfriend,,,
skye: yeahhhh does it look like i care //kisses shelia
shelia: eAe
anon: //clears throat really loudly
[cupid's stupid arrows of lurve wear off]
skye: //still kissing shelia, finally realizes what she's doing
skye: oh
skye: i'm leaving now
anon: yeah you should do that
[later]
shelia: seriously bri? you honestly don't care??
bri: //shrugs
bri: [doesn't really care about anything] she can kiss who she likes, i mean i know we're dating but that doesn't mean--
anon: rEALLY

9. [2] and [6] are stuck in a haunted house, with spirits trying to snatch their bodies. What do they do to get out - or do they get out at all? Dun dun duunnnn...

132: goddamnit bri i told you we should have never come here!!
bri: haunting houses are fun
132: *haunted
bri: no no you don't understand sam used to live here
132:
bri: i haunt this place
//
132: [being chased by ghosts and bri] gODDAMNIT

10. [7] is a victim of a crime, and the accused is [4]. What is the crime and what is the verdict?

judge: we stand here today because skye has apparently tried to stab cray for no reason
skye: no reason?? honestly do you know what she does in her spare time?? instead of torturing her ocs i mean?? sHE GOES ON MINECRAFT AND SPAWNS VILLAGERS AND THEN SETS THEM ALL ON FIRE AND
cray: oh it was horrible judge!! she just grabbed this huge ass knife and-- //breaks down sobbing
skye: how can someone fake cry that good
cray: i'm the author
skye:
cray: i had an argument with an onion and he said my writing was fucked up and that i should see a psychiatrist
skye: don't you already have a psychiatrist
cray: she accidentally fell off a cliff
skye: i thought you liked her!!
cray: i did. i mean she actually fell, i didn't write anything
judge: well anyways skye is obviously guilty so she will be condemned to skye is innocent and cray will actually be hung for her crimes because she's an assha--
skye: [writing the script]
cray: hey!! //wrestles for the script
judge: sKYE IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH AND-- CRAY WILL BE PUT IN A CRAZY HOUSE AND FIRE sdfcvkJ,,KUYUTFji,iJHGTRTDR //explodes

11. [5] and [1] enter into a talent show. Do they enter together or separately? And what is their talent?

[[they do some really dumb magic trick involving electricity but then anon's electricity goes crazy and syren catches on fire and technically they ruin everything and the place burns down]]

12. [2]'s favorite song. If they don't have a favorite song, what genre do they typically listen to?

[[132 doesn't listen to music but if he did i'm pretty sure he'd be a huge mcr fan]]

13. [6] and [3] fight zombie pirate ninjas with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?

[[it's awesome]]
shelia: hAH TAKE THAT YOU STUPID ZOMBIE NINJA WHATEVER //sets everything on fire
bri: //controls them to stab each other and stuff
will smith: //does whatever will smith does
[they're all gone]
bri: so what now
shelia: //finds a really cool space ship thing
shelia: joyride?
will smith: yup
[[and they were never seen again]]

14. [7] and [5] go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?

syren: why am i even with you you scare me
cray: shh! i smell gold
syren: how do you even
cray: dIG YOU USELESS FUCK
syren: //digs until he hits something shiny
cray: mINE!! MINE!! //takes the treasure
cray: hAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHA
syren: umm i found it you know //convenient avalanche
syren: wE'RE IN A DESERT-- //crushed
cray: poetic license
cray:
cray: wait

15. [1] grows to the size of a skyscraper. [4] shrinks to the size of a marble. What do each of them do with their new size?

anon: //kills the script
cray: nO HOW WHY YOU DUMBASS 
anon: //steps on her
anon: haha yes
//
skye: //is a marble
anon: what the hell are you doing
skye: shhh i'M EMBRACING MY INNER MARBLE


16. [2] now rules the world (whatever world they are from). What do they do with their newfound power?

132: hAHA YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
anon: oh shit
132: [to minions] i order you all to exterminate the humans!! in the most gorey and unconventional ways possible!! go now!
skye: hey! bitch!
132: sTOP CALLING ME THAT
skye: no way bitch! don't kill the damn humans!!
132: yOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
syren: please, 132! not all the humans are bad! just,,, 99% of them
132: //laughs so insanely it would've made cray proud
132: tHE HUMANS ARE THE REASON I'VE SUFFERED MY WHOLE LIFE
syren: i thought cray was the reason for your pain and suffering
132: well yeah,,, her too
syren: pweeeeeeeeeeessss don't kill them
132: grrr fine
132: instead //grins
132: [to minions] there was been a change of plans,,, eVERYONE KILL SKYE GO
skye: oh shit //dies
bri: oh

17. [3], [4], and [7] catch [6] running around naked in the rain. Reactions?

skye: bri good god why are you naked in the rain??
bri: i'm a cat not a furry i'm supposed to be naked
shelia: wait,,, why is it only raining on bri
cray: //whistles innocently and hides the script
skye: yOU WORTHLESS FUCK
cray: hey it's not raining //writes something down
cray: it's hailing, on all of you!! see ya later dumb fucks //cackles and runs away

18. [2], [1], and [5] face a zombie apocolypse. They have little resources left and need to get to a safehouse far away. Who survives all the way to the safe house and how?

anon: okay. our first plan is to kill 132
132: i'M NOT A ZOMBIE
syren: yeah man don't kill him!!
anon: goddamn friendshipping //sighs
anon: yeah ok well at least let's find shel--
zombies: //kill everyone


19. [6] and [1] are zapped by the gender-bender. LOL. Making memes is fun.

anon: oH SHIT WELL THIS IS JUST
bri: huh
132: [can't stop laughing at anon]
anon: shut the fuck up you psychotic fucking shit
skye: wow,, you're,,, you're hOT as a guy
bri: damn right 
shelia: wow,,, um hi anon? ,,,or should i say anonette?
anon: really shelia
syren: what about anona
anon: no
anon: no
132: //slams paw on table
132: aNONYMETTE THIS IS FINAL
anon: aNONYMETTE?!! HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
skye: //giggles
skye: haha anonymette
anon: not you too!!
bri: hehe
syren: i wonder who did the gender switch thing //laughs
bri: [quoting the hs comic dub burnbook] someone with too much spare time i assure you,,, wouldn't you say so anonymette
anon: //leaves
//
cray: //laughing maliciously while writing the script

20. TAG PEOPLE.

fishheart and anyone else who actually read this
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Shelia; So Anonymette, you know I'm bi, right? *waggles eyebrows*